Dear:
 [ ] Clueless Newbie   [ ] Lamer
 [ ] "Me too" er       [ ] Pervert    [ ] Geek
 [ ] Spammer           [ ] Nerd       [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed               [ ] Freak      [ ] Scientologist
 [ ] Scammer           [ ] Dumbass    [ ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:
 [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
 [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You started an off-topic thread
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
 [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
 [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone
     famous
 [ ] You said "me too" to something
 [ ] You suck
 [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
 [ ] You posted a lame-sex ad
 [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it
     was legal
 [ ] I think you might be a fed
 [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you
     cool
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
     worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

 [ ] Stop masturbating for a week
 [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
 [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Read the FAQ
 [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [ ] Blow me
 [ ] Get a life
 [ ] Never post again
 [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
 [ ] I pity your dog
 [ ] Go to hell
 [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
 [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
 [ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
 [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
 [ ] All of the above