Dear

[X] sir     [ ] clueless one [ ] twit         [ ] great man on campus
[ ] madam   [ ] dweeb        [ ] twerp        [ ] comrade
[ ] Elvis   [ ] moon beam    [ ] boor         [ ] AOLer
[ ] citoyen [ ] Geek         [ ] grad student [ ] cur

You are being gently flamed because:

[ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
[ ] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads
[ ] you posted a piece riddled with profanities
[ ] you advocated Net censorship
[ ] you SCREAMED! (used all caps)
[ ] you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group
[ ] you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article
[ ] you posted some other pyramid scam
[ ] you threatened others with physical harm
[ ] you made a bigoted statement(s)
[ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve
[ ] you have repeatedly shown lack of humor
[ ] you are apparently under compulsion to post to every thread
[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] you tried to use the USENET-groups for personal gain
[ ] you managed to find a way to look bad, even for an AOLer
[ ] you have no purpose for existing
[ ] you are just incredibly clueless


        Thank you.